Just when I thought I had heard of crazier things, the
internet proves me wrong once again!
A man and his girlfriend in Kariba, Zimbabwe wanted to have
the sex of their lives and apparently, the bed or even the floor (if they didn’t
have a bed) didn’t suffice; instead they decided to explore and take the
sexcapade to the jungle.
They happily engaged in the act oblivious of the hungry lion
that lay and watched in annoyance the passionate act. The Lion probably watched
for a long time thinking just how bold, foolish and insulting these fellows
were before he leapt in wonder at the unsuspecting duo.
‘What would it be like to tear this two apart while they are
out of this world in the sensation that orgasm brings’ the Lion must have
thought and giggled in its head. ‘Why think? Let me just go and find out
firsthand’ it must have said before jogging in earnest to the two fools making
love.
The Lion got close and roared and the fisherman who was atop
his girlfriend pumping away raised his head in time to see the angry Lion. What
did he do? Drag his girlfriend and make a run for it? Absolutely not! This time,
everybody go answer their papa name o!
The guy, with erection shrunken in fear for his life,
sprints for his dear life stark naked leaving his gasping girlfriend to the
angry and hungry beast. Well, after he had run a good distance, he stood and
watched in fascination and fear as the creature devoured the woman before
common sense pushed him to call for help. Help came too late as the lady had
made some hungry Lion happy.
This time, isn’t it obvious that love wears not only goggles
but uses walking stick! And by the way, who goes into a wild jungle to have sex
eh? #EndTimeThinz
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